A BrakeA Brake by GreaseBunny
Where's my vodka?
Third kitchen cupboard from the right,
Behind the peanut butter jar,
The one with a huge wasp mummified inside.
Oh, 2D, you're just in time.
What's with that face, boy? Where's your smile?
Never mind, we've got bigger fish to fry.
I was about to commit a wonderful crime.
I'm feeling generous, I'll let you in on it.
You're my partner now, go on, take a seat.
We will kill this bottle of vodka, you and me.
Take the loot then dispose of the body!
Must be careful though, so we won't get caught!
"Murdoc, we need to talk."
Now didn't I just specifically told you to lighten up or what?
You never listen to what I say, now do you, you twat?
And what ever happened to you calling me "Mudzie"?
I know I complained about you giving me diabetes.
But still, a moderate amount of sugar never hurts anybody.
Why now, are you using sweets supplement, 2D?
"I can't keep doing this with you."
Can't? What? I hope you're not talking about making music.
This band is everything
Contains massive amount of stolen background pics from Google.
There's more horrible stuff in my Scraps if you're interested.
I moved here from with moar Gorillaz art!!!!
Every time I feel like adding to this, I forget what to say. Honestly I'm not that interesting a person...
I was born on August 9th 1997. That makes me 16. And just like many of you, I lied about my age when creating this account because I wanna see the good stuff earlier. DON'T JUDGE ME I think I'm mature enough...I guess... But don't get me wrong, I don't want to grow up, ever. No, never. NOT EVER! Maybe sometimes.
Well.....erm.....if you've checked my old account you know that I mostly draw Gorillaz. I still do, obviously, just letting you know, in case my newest submissions are of other fandoms (which....rarely happens because I'm in too deep)...
Interesting facts about me...........interesting facts..........this is getting hard..........
I'm sort of bilingual I guess... I think in English most of the time.
I'm sort of bisexual too...even though anything other than heterosexuality is still a taboo where I come from.
I'm bipolar. Nah, maybe I'm just a moody asshole... or am I?
I'm practicing to be ambidextrous. I used to be, when I was 4 or 5, then conventional education ruined me. At the moment I am right-handed, but not for long...I hope, I just procrastinate too much...
I'm gender-fluid. Yea, I can't choose just ONE...as you may have noticed.
That's it for now, I'll add more information when I remember something.
I dunno actually. I guess this would go to my membership. I have this urge to change my username (I was in a horrible state of mind when I moved and chose this name. It's not a bad name, I can live with it, but given the chance to change it I would.) Not much of a good cause is it, sorry I'm so trivial ._.
Any donation would be very appreciated. Heck, I can't even thank you enough that you're actually visiting this page of mine and actually reading this
Have a nice day